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Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
Extremely old. Soon to be expired.
A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.
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Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.
dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!
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A 17 year old woman claiming to have balls, in order to catfish or troll younger/older people.
This is also used to describe stupid or autistic people that a person doesn't like or is annoyed by.
Bro shut up you 17 year old with balls!
You are just a fat gay woman that is pretending to have balls like that 17 year old.
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If You Looked Up Hellow Darkness My Olf Friend You Are A Meme Master Or You Watched Trolls(WITCH I HATE plz dont hate me) ANYWAY Here Is The Definition
*Your Friend Has A Ice Cream Cone And Trips And Falls* You Should Say "Hello Darkness My Old Freind" I Think Lol
The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.
Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny
Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason
Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"
Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway
In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.
my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios
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