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Punch anyone u know who's name starts with a E!
I'm going to go punch E... on April 28!
For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse
Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!
30 april is national send Ass Pic Day
You just send random Ass pics to your friends remember 30 april
About 5 of your friends have this birthday and 3 family members this is a day where you could go too 4 different houses and eat 4 different cakes
John: What day is it
Moses: It's April 25th
John: That why there's so many birthdays
National attack your worst enemy day!
April 25th you need to come up to your arch nemesis and straight up hit them!
"hello emily.."
"excuse me?"
*attack*
the perfect date! in the movie miss congeniality, during a scene in a beauty pageant, there is an iconic dialogue that occurs in this scene. "Describe your perfect date." "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
person 1: dude what's the date?
person 2: april 25th
person 1: oh man we gotta frolick outside in our light jackets! it's the perfect date!
You heard? It's April 25th! We can grope Yang's ass all day!