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A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.
She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."
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fuckin' boner is like when something is really good and just so say "boner"
boner that dan
"look at that there jamie"
"yeah it's fuckin' boner innit"
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A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese
Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!
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The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.
I love to bury my boner in hot woman.
When you can't stop getting a rock hard erection every day thus only being tamed or cured by jacking off
Dude I have eternal boner syndrome, I'm not a sex addict I swear.
When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.
John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."
Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"