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A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.
She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."
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fuckin' boner is like when something is really good and just so say "boner"
boner that dan
"look at that there jamie"
"yeah it's fuckin' boner innit"
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A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese
Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!
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The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.
That’s how to deal with a boner
What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner
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An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."