Calls

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:

a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity

Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.

Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria

Call

Call

Please call

Answering the Call

v. Fulfilling the need for the desire to play hours of Call of Duty. Usually occurs when one takes off from work or stays home from school

Oh right.. I had heard that Double XP Weekend was starting Friday morning so I was answering the call.

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

call shot

Shot of name brand liquor. Generally more expensive than a well shot.

Hey, give me a shot of Absolut. I'll pay the extra for a call shot."

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Can’t call

Response to “what’s up?” meaning nothing much/can’t complain.

Tyler: What’s up with it Quette?
Quette: Can’t call, what’s good with you

Someone called Frederick

A guy that was born in 2003, a 19 year old male that decided to join the Urban Dictionary website in September 27th, 2020 just do a definition of what the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" meant by also adding useless information about it.
Then, in 2022, he decided to do a definition of "touching grass" by doing a "very funny" joke with it. He also literally forgot that he even made an account for this website.

He also has, in my opinion, WAY too many social medias.

Person 1: Do you remember when Someone called Frederick used to post original content?
Person 2: Nope.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither.