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David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.

Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."

by IheartSharks April 13, 2023


Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.

Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.

by jessiluvsslayer May 9, 2018


David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.

Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh

by Dabrell March 17, 2022


georgia and david

The couple that David and Georgia form is the most perfect couple you've ever seen. They are so beautiful, everyone is jealous, they are beautiful, in love, and so funny, they go so well together!

#Girl1: oh do you see this couple, they are so cute together !
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David

by Gigi1354 June 6, 2017


David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 16, 2016


david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

by It's literally Hitler April 17, 2020


david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.

Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!

by Zizi123456 December 26, 2018