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P1: I love this song! P2: It sounds like a dying pig. SLAM DEATH METAL ?.!
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a phrase that, apparently most people don't actually mean when they get married
did you know that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce? I guess "till death do us part" means nothing anymore
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Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
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A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
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A parody of "sudden adult death syndrome" that suggests there is no such thing as SADS, but that in fact adults are dropping dead as a result of being vaxxed.
A: Did you hear that John died of sudden adult death syndrome?
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.
Something you say when you're feeling suicidal, but you don't want the person you're talking to to be worried.
My bf just broke up with me... hickety heck i crave the death
actually means "Till Boredom Does Us Part".
Most people don't really mean "Till Death Do Us Part" when they get married, they just say it because it sounds "prettier" than what they really mean.
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