Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I DOUBLE EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

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Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

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eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

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Where do you want to eat?

When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).

Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.

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Dude this tastes like what I'm eating

A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should

Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear

Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating

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I fucking eat my pussy bitch

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs

I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it

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