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botch is a flaming ball bag that is on fire
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When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.
I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.
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I Set My Friends On Fire is a beast Screamo band from Miami Florida. The band formed in 2007 and the members include Matt Mehana (Vocals/Screams) and Chris Lent (Drums). Nabil Moo (Guitar, Bass, Vocals) was a former member who left then recently directed one of their music videos. Weird, I know. ISMFOF is currently touring with replacements for Nabil but are not yet part of the permanent lineup.
Albums Include:
"You Cant Spell Slaughter Without Laughter"
Songs to check out from this album:
Things That Rhyme With Orange
But The Nuns Are Watching
Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos (Best one in my opinion)
"Astral Rejection"
Songs to check out from this album:
It Comes Naturally
Excite Dyke
Astral Rejection
Oh, and by the way, these guys are AWESOME live! I recommend you guys go see them ASAP before Matt fucks up on something (hes a junkie).
Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 1: DUDE FUCK YEAH ITS SO DOPE!! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE FOREVER!!!
Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 2: Yes I did, and im actually very disappointed.
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A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
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The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs
What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!
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A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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V/N: The act of gaping someone or somethings anus and then proceeding to pour gasoline into the rectum and dropping in a match.
"Man, I can't believe that Felicia is still walking after Derrick gave her a Fire In The Hole."
"I'm Firing In The Hole of Robyn tomorrow."
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