Jazz Hands bro

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

bro from quay

What roadmen say when there friend is from a long time ago almost like “from day”

My g you’re bro from quay

Safe my dawg

nahh bro 26

Henrik's age

eli:henrik how old are you?
Henrik:14
Eli:13?
Henrik: no 14
Eli: one three???
Henrik: nahh bro 26

RUFF TUGGS BRO!

Tough shit, bro.
That sucks, bro.
That's the way it works, bro.
Sucks to be you, bro.

Neda: "Ah shit! I slept through my midterm."
Danny & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Danny: "My roommate just threw up everywhere!"
Neda & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Quinn: "I'm all out of Naty ice, and my game cube just broke!"
Danny & Neda: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

chill bro knifeman

A random dude that pulls over on the side of the road to help you cut a plastic sheet that is stuck under your car. At first it appears that he is running towards you with a knife to shank you, but in reality he is just here to help and is a real chill bro.

I was stuck on the side of the road with a plastic sheet wrapped around my wheel, but a chill bro knifeman came to save the day.

hoes before bros

1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.

"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."

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Cool story, bro

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

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