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1. Doesn't matter
2. Doesn't make any difference
3. All good
Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.
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Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.
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Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."
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Ice Cream company offering Super-Premium Ice cream which donates 10% of its profits to conservative causes and displays conservative themes on its packaging.
"I hate the French Vanilla"
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you cum on a girls back, add ice on her back then when the ice melts your cum will be less sticky, then shit on it put it in your mouth the spit it into her pussy
I was with pat's mom last night and i gave her the Lancaster Ice Arena.... Twice.
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When a gentleman takes a crap into a woman's vagina, then ejaculates, then takes a second crap into the woman's vagina creating a brown, white, brown appearance then screws that mess until he comes again.
Michael really gave Karli a Washington Ice Cream Sandwich last night!
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Slang.
awesome: used to indicate extreme approval or admiration ( slang ) "dry ice cool," DIC.
I am in Tokoyo, kinda cool.
Kinda cool? That is dry ice cool, Peter.
Dry ice cool?
Like about as cool as it gets (−78.5 °C (−109.3 °F), DIC.
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