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porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013


Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019


Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018


Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023


The Flying Ninja

when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth

i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!

by Joe Rican 1096 December 31, 2011


booty ninja

Someone who has the skill to touch a girls butt or "other" areas.

I'm a booty ninja, she didn't fell me tuch her butt

by Apollo4300 February 14, 2015


ninja lining

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)

Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป tonight?

by squidding March 16, 2016