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something i do whenever i am in bed or where ever i happen to be
that sex was so hot last night, and this morning, and an hour ago
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When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
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To fart on one's sock, and mash it in the face of another.
Dan are you farting on your sock? - Blakezors
Yes. HOT POCKET - Dan
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When a male ejaculates into a sock, then puts the sock on his foot to warm up his feet.
My feet were cold and I was horny so I ejected into a sock then put the sock onto my foot.
It was cold outside so I put on a hot-sock.
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A girl who is sometimes hot, depending on the time of the year. Often this includes chicks with very pale skin, who are only hot during the summer when they are tan; or slightly fat girls who are ugly when they show skin
"'Anne the Beast' is one of those people who's hot when she isn't all pale and disgusting"
"Yeah, she's seasonally hot!"
"I like her more when she doesn't show skin"
"You're right, she's seasonally hot"
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Non-modest displaying or advertising of a personal accomplishment, religious creed, or political ideology, perhaps for an ulterior motive such as to further one's public career.
There's a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people--Republicans, Democrats--in Hollywood. It's just that conservative people by the nature of the word itself play it a little more close to vest. They don't go around hot doggin' it. {audience laughs and applauds enthusiastically} -- Clint Eastwood at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa
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