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simular to the flamer and angry young man. the internet tough guy is a commonly a individual on the internet who tends to post agressive and threatening posts a marked tendancy towards right wing opnions on pretty much everything. anyone who disagrees with his or on occasion her will usually face a incorherant terade of homosexual referances and direct threats of physical voilence. (despite the sheer implausability of them tracking someone down) irrational hatred of anyone differant or vaguegly left/humane/intelligent or willing to critisise them. Also staunch supposters of anything voilent or aggressive and anyone who isnt is a 'PUSSY LIBERAL FAG'.
in truth internet tough guys are rather sad individuals with little or no dignity or charm
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Used to be girl/guy = someone who used to be attractive, intelligent or had something going for them, but partied it away. IE; waist potential
They are a Used to be girl/guy then the party caught up with them.
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People who without explanation go poop in the office between the hours of 8am and 9am when they clearly could have gone before they came to work. This is troublesome as it creates a traffic jam in the stalls every morning.
"Bob just got married and now he's one of the 8 to 9 guys. He must be afraid to poop in front of his new wife."
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When talking about the movie "Fight Club," it is the one person in the group of people who points out that "there is no Fight Club."
Joe: Yo want to come to my house to watch a movie?
Steve: Yeah let's watch "Fight Club."
Pete: Yeah! That's a kick ass movie. Let's watch it on my Blueray.
Joe: "Fight Club" is definitely one of my favorites.
Leonard: There is no "Fight Club."
Steve: Who invited him? He's totally That Fight Club Guy.
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An eternally toggled caps lock isn't and accident - it's a state of mind. it's absolute contempt for decent conversation, and often even the topic of conversation. Not only does the obsessive forumite not like games, he doesn't play them. If he did, he wouldn't have time to rant about how bad they are in asinine forums threads.
Hey Chad, I can't believe this guy. I started a thread about Halo and he replied, "HALO IS SO GAY OMG NOOB".
Well Frank, the interweb is full of people just like that obsessed forums guy. So get used to it.
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When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.
You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma
A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma
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Internet Tough Guys are the people who you will find in chatrooms, usually having some sort of badass name (e.g., Gladiatior007.) and an intimidating avatar. They'll contantly be bragging about how they beat the shit out of people and steal their girls or are a professional wrestler and weigh 400 pounds of pure muscle, and they'll often say things like "If I knew where you lived, i'd kick your ass." and other bluffs. 99.999999% of these people are socially awkward, weak people with few friends in real life. They are very easy to troll, and pretending to be an ITG is also a fun way to troll people.
Muscleman308: I'll find out where you live and beat the shit out of you!
Lolz:Internet Tough Guy much, faggot?
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