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Aight I only went through page 1 but I haven't seen the definition I'm used to. In construction, bird-dogging is when you stand there watching someone work while doing fuck all yourself. Usually the bird-dog is a safety guy doing an audit or a foreman with nothing better to do. If you're unlucky, it's the supernintendo looking for a reason to turf your ass. I learned this in scaffolding and ironworking. There are ways to let your boys know you got eyes on you, such as calling for a 7 foot tube. You can also get creative and come up with your own codes though. Don't get caught doing stupid shit out there and always ALWAYS tie off.
Ground guy: "7 foot tube!"
Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"
Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"
Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"
The act of sex in doggy style position where the male (or female, if strap on is in use) pivots their body in a position to be able to lift up their leg and place it over the receivers head.
Dude, Sally was such a slut last night. She straight up wanted the bird-dog while I was fucking her from behind.
birding is the art of dressing up as a bird and sitting in nature to feel closer to the earth
Hey man dot you want to go birding today?
Yes I’d love to!
When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.
I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!
The act of releasing fecal matter on unsuspecting victims from tall vantage points
"Hey man wanna go birding later?"
"Sure I think I'll be ready in an hour"
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The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.
I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.