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When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face
After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door
To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.
The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.
You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.
"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."
When you are female deprived and you hookup with chunky obese chicks out of desperation.
When I saw my bud Bob hook up with a fat girl at the club. He did a real act of pig slaying.
When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
David Cameron (former British prime minister) 'allegedly' shagged a pig
guy 1: yo did you hear about pig gate it was right fucking grim
guy 2: yes