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When you're just a raging whore.
"Hey bar whore, you're a pissing ass slut."
The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.
100% sugar free
{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.
Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two
Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?
Wife: piss off Perry !!
A catchphrase people with piss kinks usually use on a daily basis.
Me: Good Morning
Wnnex: Piss in my mouth
When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.
Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.
Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"