Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim all right this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims. She deserves a special investigation.
Officer- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim all right this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims. She deserves a special investigation.
Special victims detective-- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.
An act involving a panda bear shitting on the chest an individual who is having sex.
Dude, Rico just got back from China and is telling people he got a Bampoo Special at the brothel next to the People's National Zoo.
A sex act characterized by a panda bear defecating in the chest of one or more participants, ideally at the moment of climax.
Dude, have you talked to Rico since he got back from Beijing? He says he got a Bampoo Special at that brothel next to the People's National Zoo!
The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.
A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.
“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”
The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning