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A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"
"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"
Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.
Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.
A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces
"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"
N. One who sends out mass e-mails
religiously.
Did u see Kenny's e-mail? He's such a super-fiend.
A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks
I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.
The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
A Super team slag is someone who plays as the best football team in video games all the time. It has come about mainly due to pro evolution soccer 4 on xbox live, where all the schlaaagggggssss always go Real Madrid, Inter etc. They often know very little about football and variety is never on their mind. Shhhlllaaaaaaaaags are being rejected by modern society however. A wonderful counter-attack has been invented by the infamous SteveUK007 (who is a super spam slag but thats another story). Basically you pick the same side as the slag and the same kit. As a result the game will be practically unplayable and the slag will leave crying to his mummy.
Elwapo is such a super team slag.
Maybe one day i'll play a team other than Real Madrid...