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super straights are closeted gay men with piss kinks
a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."
another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "
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Super straight is a sexuality in the LGBQ, people who are super straight have a piss kink and are transphobic, leaving the T out of LGBTQ. A shorter version of this wank sexuality is βssβ. Their flag is a mix of the colours of ph and two sβs, so I donβt know why they want us to take them seriously.
βOh look thereβs a super straight!β
βWow, they must some sort of mental illness
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A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.
Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man
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Super Straight is someone that is only attracted to the opposite sex that is Born as that sex.
Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.
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A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces
"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"
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A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks
I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.
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The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
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