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What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
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when you do cool things in fallout new vegas
player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen
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i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.
to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-
friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.
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about 18ish years
SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
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the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor
Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*
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Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
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The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
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