Sex Pistols

A stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It is owned by Guido Mista and contains 6 bullets with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7. There is no Number 4 due to Mista's fear of the number 4. Sex Pistols is cute as heck!

Person 1: Dude, what is your favorite jojo stand?
Person 2: Sex Pistols
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it is Cute!

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sex-godlyness

someone who is such a sex god he is dying of sex-godlyness

omg that guy is dying of sex-godlyness

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Twig sex

When two very skinny boys fuck each other in the ass 4 times in one day so there bones break and disintegrate and they die

Russ and Christian died because they were having twig sex

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Sex on the ceiling

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.

Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.

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eye sex

how merlin and arthur look at each other

Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*

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Closet Sex

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.

Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."

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How to Sex

The first book written by TommyInnit in dream smp.

Guy 69: Hey you know where How to Sex is?
Guy 420: I heard it is in TommyInnit's Ender Chest
Guy 69: I wish we can read it.
Guy 420: Unfortunately, he can't read it on stream.

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