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When a girl sucks your dick soooooo good u wish u could cum more than twice without your dick hurting. It makes yo dick happy. Licking the tip and crown will make yo mans moan hard as fuck. That means u giving him brain.
James: Oooooh fuck I thought oral sex was bad but this is really nice 🤩
Erika: *lick lick* mmmm your dick tip is good😛 that brain was good right??
something I lost when I was 2 months old.
me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain
something that you don't have.
bruh imagine having a brain....
When you are in deep thought about someone, and you start to miss them
Man: my wife gives brain every day
Man2: mine never does unfortunately, so I killed her
When you start missing/talking about someone
Man: my wife always gives me brain
Man2: my wife doesn’t so she’s gone
The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants
Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*
Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"
Person: *starts doing some work*
Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"
Person: *takes brain out of skull*
Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"