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Too sell your soul too google.
Yazime: “what’s cookies policy?”
Deandre: “its when you sell your soul yo google.”
Yazmine: “😂😂😂”
Deandre: “😐”
The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.
Step by step guide to have the best day ever
1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼
I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist
those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party
Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!
Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could
Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie
When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off
Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!
Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie
A female with a fat or thick vagina
I can't wait to get a peice of her meat cookie, any women can have a camel toe but only a few have a meat cookie.