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jake

jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.

damn jake fucked me real hard

by jake with cake September 6, 2021


Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads

wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again

by cheesypeesy April 27, 2020


Jake

A pain in the ass no it all who thinks he is always right and gets on everyone’s nerves

Jake is such a no it all

by Dwp August 18, 2019


Jake

Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.

Girl: hey look it's Jake!

Girl 2: yeah we should talk to him, I've heard he's super nice

by 2stroke4life December 19, 2019


Jake

Perfection

Jake is the definition of perfection

by Gossipgirlbwxoxo November 22, 2021


Jake

Jake is someone who familiarizes ghosting people, but they are very charming! Jake runs away from their problems; however, they are very physically athletic people.

Did you hear that Jake ghosted another girl?

by kooplia June 1, 2020


Jake

Most have autism likes children to much and looks special with his hair and he needs a hair cut

The doctors have different name for autism its jake

by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019