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bad timing

when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind

see above

by foxpack July 3, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quality Time

Often used by your girl/boy-friend as a surrpetitious excuse to see less of you; really may mean "fuck off."

"I think maybe you are coming over too often when I'm busy. We need to start thinking about spending more quality time together, where we can interact more and talk."

Translation: "Fuck off and die in a fire. I'd rather watch these stupid reality TV shows than spend a minute with your sorry ass."

by jazzbox October 25, 2011

52๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


sandbox time

my teacher mr.kuts said it
it means that u need a fucking time out and that u need 2 shut the fuck up
fo shizzle

mr kuts told jaime 2 go 2 sandbox time

by weaksauce November 29, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


popcorn time

the act of two literary sophisticates having hot rough intercourse.
may also be said in code for the act of "foreplay"

most often popcorn time is associated with the exclamation of the word "WAH"

"jessie, guess what time it is!"
"iiiiiiiiiiiiit's POPCORN TIME! WAHHHH!"

by jessie and caitlin January 13, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


rhyme time

a game practiced by couples in which they try to rhyme with what their partner says or screams during sex

Is it okay with you, if we play a little rhyme time tonight.

Mr. Jack and I played did a little rhyme time last night.

by Crazy Bill April 27, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tug time

The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.

Mom: Do the washing up!

Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!

by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Time Burglar

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.

Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'

by Olap May 16, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž