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Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh
The most brain-numbing thing in existence
Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers
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Eating popcorn while watching porn because your lonely and have nothing elserious better to do
I'm so lonely and have no boyfriend let's just pop-porn this day );
Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
Porn only available to people order than 30 years old.
I just turned 30 years old today, now I can access super porn!
When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
When the two pornstars are ugly af that they look like crackheads.
I love watching crackhead porn.