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An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers
Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again
Plans you make with people you have no real intention of carrying out
:Plans friends make knowing they will never happen
Person 1 "Hey it's been a long time, we should get together soon and do something!
Person 2 "Yeah of course, I'll let you know when I'm free..." (He just made Ghost plans with him)
The biggest faggot of the universe
That guys such a master ghost
The act of typing without a keyboard due to an interference by physical displacement of the typing device, simply known as "Yeet". Or by supernatural powers (e.g., Wizards, Superheroes, and Ghosts).
"Somebody yeeted my phone so hard, I'm ghost-texting rn!"
When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!
When you find fresh semen somewhere on yourself without knowing how it got there
Dude, remember Chad?! Fuck that guy, when I saw him at the party hitting on my ex girlfriend I gave him a warm ghost right on his shoulder.
When sisters from the same mister both raise an arm in mid slumber and begin to slowly tickle the arm in soothing comfort.
Well. There’s Sam doing that ghost arm thing again.