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When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.
How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.
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When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.
Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.
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A metal show on MTV2. The show is pretty formuliac: Shadows Fall video, Unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, shitty videos interrupted by Jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering Hatebreed is so shitty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. Sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those shitty watered down metalcore bands. I usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it. Jamey Jasta needs to be kicked the fuck off the show or learn to shut up
dont watch it, seriously, just download your videos.
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A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
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basketball, a game that involves shooting a ball into a hoop
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When you don't wash your balls for so long that they begin to smell of dirty, dirty vagina.
I got to scrub my grundel, I got a bad case of vagina balls.
Shit man, I just took a dump and got a whiff of my vagina balls.
My vagina balls smell so bad.
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A code phrase for "smoke a bowl"... referring to smoking marijuana out of a pipe, bong, or other apparatus. Often used when discrete language is necessary.
"YO Hiro! You wanna soccor ball?"
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