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A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.
Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.
The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.
(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
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something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said
Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.
It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!
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Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.
Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!
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(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
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comes from year 12 english 2003, a very sensitive subject 4 many but wot is the tru story?we'l neva no, jesus was actually killed by a falling rock.there is also a 13th deciple who goes by the name of jacob.holy water is also brita filtered.and catholics r not ment 2 hav unprotected sex - bollox!
fanx agen 2 the brilliant teachers of mereway upper, wen they do turn up.
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A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.
Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.
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