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Chris

an annoying kid who give me chorro . who thinks he’s the shit & doesn’t know how to wear air pods properly.

chris el pendejo

by da baddest 🤡👩🏻‍🦰💅🏼💪🏼 August 28, 2019


Chris

That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.

Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?

Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.

Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.

Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.

by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019


Chris

A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.

Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.

by Notfesse January 4, 2024


Chris

Chris is the best person in the world. He is better than Esteban at soccer and he will make it to professional soccer. He is a very cool and nice guy.

Everyone: Wow Chris is so cool

by jJ10100 October 30, 2019


Chris

Chris is a very handsome person. He usually has fluffy hair, a middle part, or short hair, and is very attractive. He is nice caring, and doesn’t make people uncomfortable. He is popular at school, and there is a chance that he is bisexual. He makes even boys stare at him. One look and the girls are blushing. He can bring almost anyone to their knees. His life can be hard at times, but he persists going. He most likely has tiktok too.

Chris! How are you dude!
Hey Chris!

Hi bestie!
You wanna hang out after school?

by Allaie July 15, 2022


Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023


Chris

The one and only GOAT. The hoes love him and the niggas love him, but sadly he way too fine for them.

Chris is so sexy I swear.

by RealDealMane June 11, 2022