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Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

by ETNSA April 24, 2011


jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 02, 2015


Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.

"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."

by Jesus Tits January 19, 2007


live o - aka jesus!

comes from year 12 english 2003, a very sensitive subject 4 many but wot is the tru story?we'l neva no, jesus was actually killed by a falling rock.there is also a 13th deciple who goes by the name of jacob.holy water is also brita filtered.and catholics r not ment 2 hav unprotected sex - bollox!

fanx agen 2 the brilliant teachers of mereway upper, wen they do turn up.

by sez and spin xx November 24, 2003


I am Jesus Christ movement

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.

Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

by Deep blue 2012 June 12, 2010


pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem

1) our lord jesus, let them rest
2) what the monks in monty python and the holy grail are saying

Pie jesu domine, dona eis requem *smack*

by Jabokiebean May 27, 2005


pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem

Latin, from the Mass for the Dead. Conventionally translated as "Pious Lord Jesus, grant them rest." Can also be translated as "Good Lord, give them a break!"

Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem sempiternam

by sidhe3141 March 08, 2021