dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.

“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”

dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.

For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.

moe dancing

a dance in which a student, with a light but visible moe, touches his moe and moves it to the beat, to the beat of rons beatboxing. the only person who does not enjoy moe dancing is the garvacious garvey. The two main participants in moe dancing is seppi and moe. to find out more about these moe dancers check out moe and seppi and beatboxer ron

seppi and moe had the most difficult moe dancing session ever

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

Dance on Vans

Vans is a famous shoes brand because of its simple design. You can draw on them, beat them, and they are still there, they might make you look better. Dance on Vans means, you gotta be yourself, do not show off anything. It also means creating art

Ex: Do not show off dude. Dance on Vans
Ex
A: Idk how to mix these colours to look good
B: Just relax and Dance on Vans I know you can do it

dance petrol

Brit: Slang for the recreational use of amphetamines (aka speed).

I’m off out to Yate’s, then going to hit the clubs, bang some dance petrol and set the dance floor on fire!