Random
Source Code
Random
A phrase to use as a reaction to lolis and other illegal things
User 1: *posts loli hentai in #general*
User 2 : Biden moment
When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.
Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later
I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment
When something is a very melodramatic and a combination with collosal oof and oof
Me: I've heard that you got scammed in Steam
Friend: Yeah man :(
Me: BIG OOF Moment
When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.
Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.
James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.
Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.
James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.
something so fucking boring that your mind starts playing one of the songs from "Everywhere At The End Of Time" for entertainment
someone stole my radio so now every drive to work is a stage 6 moment
Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation
I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week