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Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM August 1, 2013


Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 10, 2017


down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.

I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!

by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022


injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomesankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 23, 2023


SFW Porn

Porn that isn't properly marked as NSFW.

Someone posted SFW porn on Discord!

by Mattjod July 30, 2021

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porn junkie

A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"

Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!

by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 8, 2023


harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.

Turn off TNT for harden porn.

by Hard-en May 30, 2023