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Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.
When one is in a state of consciousness or mind in which is comparable to a potato
Do you see that man over there?
The one drooling on himself?
Yes, hes completely potatoing out.
forcing a person down and shoving as many potatoes in their body as possible
I need to get another idaho potato barrel my last one blew up
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis
"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."
A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)
Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA