So Vern

The compliment to top all compliments, When someone is so beer, so frat, so sendy, and so nelk it is considered “Vern”.

“Bro did you seriously just toss in an upper decky lip pillow while Pullin bitties at Tiffs??? That’s so Vern bro”

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

that’s so Chanel

When something is so iconic there are no words left to express it. (homo phrase)

- Do you like my makeup?
- omg yas girl. That’s so Chanel.

So F5

F5 is a computer shortcut that refreshes the internet browser. So just pretend you are the internet browser..

** Very hot climate! **

Hydrated person: Hey man, would you like a chilled can of pop

Dehydrated person: O....(gasping for air)...MG yuus

Dehydrated person: **skulls the entire can in seconds**

Previously Dehydrated person: MAN THAT WAS 'SO F5!'

so this is love

NO THIS IS PARTRICK I AM NOT A KRUSTY KRAB.

i gess so this is love

Yes so yourself

A person that says yes to be someone boyfriend or girlfriend

He is what we called a yes so yourself

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.