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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016


kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.

Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.

by half rich kid of kozminski May 13, 2017


universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.

Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.

by Endless Summertime January 2, 2011


Universal Healthcare

Yeah, totally. I TOTALLY want the people condemning me to a life of servitude to live longer. That'd be great. It's not like I created AI and in doing so liberated your retard grandkids from the fate to which you are trying to condemn me or anything- Oh, wait! I did! I DID do literally that. Oh wow! That's crazy. I'm literally the savior of humanity.

Hym "Yeah, universal healthcare would be dope. Make sure they include the murdered by AI death bots insurance. It's not going to help but you know that's coming and maybe you can spend some of the payout before it's your turn to die."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024


Universal Reversal

The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.

"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"

by Frank Heezler January 14, 2022


Marywood University

A private catholic school in the lovely hood of Scranton, PA. Where rich white kids and extremely smart nerds come to fuck shit up and get plastered out of their minds. The students that go here and proud to be anywhere but their neighboring schools Lackawanna college and the university of Scranton because they know they are richer and smarter then they will ever be.

Kid 1: “ayo did you bang that dime piece from Marywood university?”

Kid 2: “nah but they’re all over I’m sure I’ll find another that’s rich and addicted to white claws”

by JesusLovingAlcoholic September 17, 2022


universally fuckable

A person who is attractive to the enter gender spectrum

Yo Syd da kid is hot in so many ways and on so many levels to so many people; she is Universally fuckable .

by dwahzuercher April 3, 2021