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The fastest person you will ever meet, and the worst player in sports gets on his friends teams because of his dad.
Toms is fat he should not be on that team, the only reason he is on the team Is because of his dad .
An epic gamer who plays the same game for hundreds of hours, yet somehow still has friends, bit of a loser but also a bit of a bigger loser, but is one of the homies
Tom is a loser, yet he's a homie doe
Tom is the most handsome boy in the world. He has a massive penis like massive (12 inches) and great six pack. He is also extremely funny and great to be around.
Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified
If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.
A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom
“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”
He’s a fit lad fam, plays football and is called Tom
#pengting
Tom is playing football
He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.