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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019


Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015


Post Production Clarity

listening to a song or project you've worked on a few hours or days after the initial session and realizing that it is in fact, kind of ass. This phenomena happens due to the long studio sessions and listening to the project over and over, which tricks your mind thinking that it sounds normal. These usually have the hugest impacts on Mixing and on Compositions. The best way to avoid this is to step away for 30 minutes every 2-4 hours to let your ears readjust.

Person A: "Yo you said last night you had a song you were working on? How's that going?"
Person B: "Yeah, mostly Scrapped that project, post production clarity hit and i realized it sounded like a snake wrestling a garbage disposal."

by Life4stay June 28, 2024


Post-Spacetimeism

Post-Spacetimeism, also Post-Spacetimism or Post-Spacetime, is an ideology that supports the evolution of humankind by superating the spacetime and seeking to develop a civilization beyond spacetime, often believing that spacetime is a form of oppression that must be abolished and there should be developed ways to abolish or to superate or to go beyond space time, or by spiritual means, or by extraphysical means or by technological means. Post-Spacetimeism also believes that there are things beyond spacetime such as there are other dimensions and worlds as well, but natural sciences and technology are still too much limited to study them and that should be developed more studies and technologies for that, often advocating that epistemological pluralism might be necessary for do so. Post-Spacetimeism also support ideas and concepts such as divinialism, extraphysicism, spiritualicism, extraphysicalism, deistology, technodeism, scientific deism, extramaterialism, extranaturalism, soulism, quantumism and spiritualism in order to reach post-spacetimeism easily.

Post-spacetimeism is a nice way to explore what's beyond spacetime easily and reach a post-spacetime civilization anf society easily.

by Full Monteirism May 25, 2021


Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)

After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.

by Onlytruefacts1 February 5, 2017


Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018


Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.

“Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”

by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022