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A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful
“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”
jakes are awesome they will be loyal and fun
oh wow... jake is so nice and handome
The sexiest man alive super funny 6’2 can make anyone laugh and has a dog named manny
Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
A boy who acts hard to get but in reality just has a massive ego, annoying kids who are slightly younger than him see him as a king. Jake is someone who wears the same thing every day, and loves to be the best at everything. He is annoying but sometimes has a nice side to him.
Jake sucks balls
The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.
1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.