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A act of going to Vietnam to burn down a jungle take the ashes left over from the burning. Then bringing it back to the continental US to grind down and make bricks to then sell back to the country. Other countries have been used in the misty burning and devastated countries.
Holy shit Jared there are billions of dollars worth of American Bricks in this warehouse. Yes I know Jim we have a new shipment going to Iran next month.
another word for ballsack
STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE
Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.
My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.
Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.
Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
A war between the British and the French, and to a lesser extent, Americans. It was financed by the French, and was won by the French when independence was achieved, how ever the Americans were very ungrateful and did not repay a loan they received from France, instead betraying them by not joining the war when France was invaded by Germany.
"Hey did you hear about the American Revolution"
"You mean the French-English war in America?"
"Nah, Americans are also involved"