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Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu August 16, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man July 14, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


2 year old morgz fan

2 Year old morgz fans are little kids who have autism.

Yo that kid is a 2 year old morgz fan, i bet he has autism.

by Salm0n May 12, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 year old minecraft youtuber

An often young kid with a rusty voice that is usually hard to understand who makes letsplay videos of the game know as minecraft for his 3 subscribers. Can also be used as an insult for someone who gets easily pissed off or has an aforementioned "rusty voice"

Max: *Oi guys ya wanna play some minecraft HAhaA?*
Noah: you sound like a 12 year old minecraft youtuber.

by MagmaHotDesigns February 26, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.

After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"

by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Figure of a 5 year old boy

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

by Tomahick November 20, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž