National invite your wifey over
You: guess what day it is
Wife: April 25th, why?
You: come on over bbg😘
National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.
A National holiday created in response to April 24th
"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"
"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"
April 25th is National get buzzed off their assee with a strong vape. Dont lay back. Smoke that shit dry!
April 25th is the best day ever. U smoke until u cant no more!!
the day i am no longer a loser and ive finally been in a relationship :)
yo dude remember april 28 :) is the day you asked me to be ur girlfriend
It is a day national Father’s Day for gays, furryies, and more
Yo Emily did you get something for your father tomorrow
No
Why not april 32 is national Father’s Day for you
But I don’t have a fatet
April 18th men or women give your spouse a threesome day.
April 18th National threesome day honey let’s have a little fun.
international georgenotfound day
wait it’s april 4th? that’s georgenotfound day! 404