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An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.
That’s how to deal with a boner
What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner
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When you are watching group porn and happen to pop a boner, own up to it. Rep your boner.
"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"
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A rare disease where the victim becomes a walking talking life size erection.
What's up with Fionn recently he's acting a right knob?
Haven't you heard? He's the first person in the world to get extreme boner syndrome, he's basically a giant walking cock.
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Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.
Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"
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A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!
Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!
Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch
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