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The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
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woo woo red fire truck
is what often comes out do 2 internet message board threads when you try to type nigger
qwerty and cycon are both woo woo red fire truck s
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To sleep. To go to bed. To be extremely bored.
1. I'm tired and I'm ready to go fire 'em up!
2. I was firing 'em up in class because the teacher was so boring!
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Self explanatory.
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”
1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter
If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.
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The morons of Walsh 1 set popcorn on fire. SRC almost burnt down in the process.
God, the Walsh 1 Fire of 2009 was ridiculous! They smoke up every night but get caught burning popcorn.
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While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
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