five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

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death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

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Wanna take this to the Death Star?

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat

a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

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South African Death Lock

The South African Death Lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her pussy. Then he puts his dick so far down her pussy that she shits all over him. After this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts her in a choke hold. She then blacks out and the man takes all the pee, barf, spit, shit, and seamen, and chokes her with it.

Ya last night this bitch started peeing on me so i put her in a South African Death Lock

O shit man, ur fucked up

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Until Death Call My Name

It means live life to the fullest

(Richard) "Aye when you're gonna stop having sex with these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name".

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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)

Part A
Death in a Bottle (DIAB) Drug Description - provides up to 12-hour relief per dose, but a lifetime of bad memories. Hydrocodone is a centrally-acting toxic sludge, designed to attack every sense. This then produces an intense distraction from the pain and may even cause the patient to blackout. This blackout period can range anywhere between 5 hours to 7 days. Care must be taken in order to ensure the survival of the victim/patient. Chlorpheniramine is an Opiate that prevents the person from feeling the lethal concoction crawling through his or her veins. DIAB is for non-use only. DIAB should not be taken, period. If one insists, only take this deadly brew once every 4-5 years and in fractional increments. Any more than a gram of the stuff can cause internal bleeding and immediate loss of sight and control of one's bowel movements.
Side Effects:
Vomiting - This is due to the putrid smell reaching one's nose and causing them to lose their bearings to the surrounding world, this effect is similar to seasickness.

"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."

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polish death camps

Nazi German death camps that were located in Poland after it was occupied by the Third Reich.

Person1: "Those Polish death camps set up to exterminate the Jews were horrible!"

Person2 (possibly Polish revisionist):"Don't you mean 'Nazi German death camps located in Poland'?"

Person1:"...Yeah, thats what i said, Polish death camps"

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