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One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014


Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022


international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021


hitting my stride

1. When you gain popularity or fame.
2. Going for a walk or run.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo, wanna go play Sea of Thieves later?
Guy 2: Can’t, I’m hitting my stride.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why can’t I get popular?!
Guy 2: Sucks to be you, I’m hitting my stride.

by Ememe420 February 9, 2021


Harvey Hit

The force of or opposed to an 18 wheeler traveling 2000 mph hittin a brick wall.

Harvey nailed the nig with the harvey hit so hard you could see his fist through that nigs skin on the other side.

by Oswald Opium December 28, 2007


Spitty hit

A small yet POWERFUL hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. that may or may not hit u back much harder.

I have asthma so I can only take spitty hits

I don’t wanna get that high will u just pack me a spitty hit

by Cooter check February 12, 2021


Dick hitting the wall

When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick

LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!

Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.

by Mrwidecock December 10, 2023