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When to two white guys in celebration cannot decide between a fistbump or a highfive, which leads into a mini fist fight. Often followed by a very uncomfortable few seconds.
Jason just hit a hole in one and I tried to give him a highfive and he tried to give me a fistbump, then he switched to a highfive and I changed to give him a fistbump, we were all bumfuzzled. He and I just had a White Boy Moment!
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A phrase to use as a reaction to lolis and other illegal things
User 1: *posts loli hentai in #general*
User 2 : Biden moment
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When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.
Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
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Person 1: Hey Ryder do you wanna play some poker on red dead?
Person 2: Uhhhh plzzzz leave me alone ughhh I just wanna watch anime and be edgy
Person 1: But I jus-
Person 2: SAM IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I AM GONNA SHIT DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY
Person 3: He is having a Ryder moment 2
When You type anything (facebook status, comment, text message) and forget to spell check what you wrote. Any sentence that leaves you baffled and you have to fill in your own blanks to understand it.
"I aggexrvf hate me Tgedfttf is a king kas moment"
"Let go cuz is about tim for the party to start is a king kas moment"
"a King kas moment is I think concrete and stats deserve another stats...I still hate these classes"
"I can explain it to you nest timeI see u bit is super easy and it help u on your taxes because you a practical self employed king kas moment"
Charles Ramsey Moment: 1. An unexpected fearless embrace. 2. Any unexpected affectionate behavior toward person A. Charles Ramsey, male, gruff, unkempt, lower-class from person B. female, young, attractive, upper-class who might otherwise be expected to have an avoidant or fearful response. 3. Any unexpected, or uncharacteristic spontaneous affection, from one individual to another. Stereotypically female to male, but may occur between any two dissimilar individuals.
Rationale: There seems to be no single word or commonly used phrase to express in English the idea of unexpected affectionate behavior.
Origin: Charles Ramsey reluctant Cleveland hero
"I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here. Dead giveaway! Deaaaddddd giveaway. Deaaaaadddddddddddddd giveaway. She homeless or she's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!"
1. I was covered in mud when I stumbled into the cheerleaders practice room. When they showered me with sudden hugs an kisses, I thought I was having Charles Ramsey Moment.
2. I was a black man wearing a kippah she met moments before, so when she offered me a seat in the synagogue next to her mother and father, I thought, “Damn, she’s got chutzpah. I’m having a Charles Ramsey moment.”
3. He was a Palestinian laborer; she was the Rabbi’s favorite daughter. When she accepted his offer (of a ride, of a glass of water, to hide her, to hold her hand, to pull out the thorn), they were having Charles Ramsey Moment.
"omg that cat is ginger"
"dude that's such a mark deasy moment"