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This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.
You is one fucked up ho if you don't like the Peanut Butter Jelly song.
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When you eat shit out of a black persons ass.
"I peanut butter cupped Jackie last night."
"Dude that's nasty."
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Skippy peanut butter is a faster way to orgasm on a girls cunt. You spread it and glob it in your mouth and teeth. You then hawk a spit of skippy into the opening of a loose cunt while cumming in her. You then proceed to make a smoothie and cock slap her eyes until she drinks every ounce. The left over of the peanut butter jar is used to shove it at a 45 degree angle up her ass.
"Man, I just Skippy Peanut butter the grocery lady last night. I told her all we need is a jar of peanut butter, no condom."
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Using butter to lube a girls asshole before you bang her.
Woke up this morning at Ol’ Sues house. Had to Butter her up with two tubs of butter in that ass before breaking one off! Nearly broke my dick!
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1. Said when someone continues to drop things.
2. Response to a stupid question.
1. (After dropping a pass) "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"
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An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
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Nickname for a fat person that has bumps coming out all over the place on his/her body.
Did you see Chunky Peanut Butter over by the bar? She should not be wearing those shorts and that tank top.
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