A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
A person who stands around with their hands in their pockets. The term can be passed down to different generations or to siblings. Originated in the early 90’s during a boat haul, the eldest of the Anderson clan was observed with his hands in his pockets during the heavy lifting phase of the haul and became known as Mr. Pockets. The name was then passed to the eldest son William or Billy eventually making its way to the youngest sibling, Thomas.
Jeremy: “Hey Billy Pockets, climb into bed with me and let’s make beautiful man love”
William: “Yeah, aiiiiiight”
The act of pulling the male having sex with a female that is other alien or has alien genitalia, inside in personal pocket to be drained of cum, for procreation, usually is a safe process for the male.
Charlie was pulled inside of Aquilla's sex pocket, and drained of cum.
the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.
Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.
Eating copious amounts of Tennessee/Nashville Hot Chicken, then getting butt fucked burning the person who’s doing the fucking’s dick.
Hey why are you walking so funny? Agh, Tennessee Hot Pocket.
To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."
or
"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
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